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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Chelsea get the Blues: How west Londoners keep losing to teams wearing blue:BLUE CURSE



Wearing blue they have impressed; against it they've struggled consistently


Mere coincidence, or something more problematic? Either way, this season Chelsea have had real problems in dealing with teams that play in blue, something that has already affected their season on a number of decisive occasions.


Looking at the evidence below, it is hard not to believe that the colour John Terry and co. wear at Stamford Bridge becomes some sort of kryptonite when worn by the opposing side:


How it began: Arguably the warning signs were there in pre-season, as Carlo Ancelotti's side struggled to beat Championship side Reading, who raced into a 2-0 lead at the Madejski Stadium before a Salomon Kalou strike and a late own goal ensured Chelsea avoided an embarrassing defeat, albeit in a friendly.


But the foundation had been laid, and the curse would strike next time the side played a team in blue:
Sep 26, Wigan Athletic (a), lost 3-1: After reeling off eight wins in a row to start the season, Chelsea headed for the DW Stadium full of confidence. But a fine performance from forward Hugo Rodallega — coupled with Petr Cech's sending off — consigned the Blues to a highly surprising 3-1 defeat (both Arsenal and Manchester United had already thrashed the Latics).

Oct 17, Aston Villa (a), lost 2-1: Admittedly a tenuous link, but the blue trim around Aston Villa's kit must have caused problems for Chelsea's players who, having returned to winning ways after that Wigan defeat, were brutally exposed at set-pieces with two goals from defenders Richard Dunne and James Collins.
Dec 2, (League Cup) Blackburn Rovers (a), drew 3-3 (lost 4-3 on penalties): After eight wins in nine games since that defeat at Villa Park, including a 5-0 home win against Sam Allardyce's side, Ancelotti's men headed to Ewood Park and were knocked out of the League Cup, even after Didier Drogba had been thrown on to pursue victory and Paulo Ferreira had sent the game to penalties with a last-ditch extra-time equaliser.

Dec 5, Manchester City (a), lost 2-1: After defeat by Blackburn, Chelsea headed to Eastlands for a tough game where a Carlos Tevez-inspired City scraped a 2-1 win, thanks to a good slice of luck and a late Frank Lampard penalty miss. City would later do the double over Chelsea at Stamford Bridge in February.
Feb 10, Everton (a), lost 2-1: John Terry, usually so reliable as the club's captain, committed two important individual errors to allow Louis Saha in for two goals that propelled David Moyes' side to a memorable victory, and let Manchester United decisively back into the title race.

Feb 24, Inter Milan (a), lost 2-1: Diego Milito caught Chelsea cold with a third minute opener in this vital Champions League clash, before Salomon Kalou's second half equaliser got Chelsea back on level times. Then Esteban Cambiasso notched what turned out to be the winner, leaving the Blues to regret the referee's decision not to award what looked a clear-cut first-half penalty for their side.
Further evidence: Chelsea haven't lost to every team who have lined up against them in blue this season, but they have never put in a convincing performance. Other dubious results include at St. Andrew's (Dec 26), where Birmingham City were denied a victory only after some last-ditch Chelsea defending in a 0-0 draw.
Porto (Nov 26) were slightly unlucky to lose 1-0 at Estadio do Dragao in their Champions League game, a result that looks better or worse in light of Arsenal's travails depending on your opinion.
Burnley's similar kit to Aston Villa (perhaps) helped them to an impressive performance against Chelsea at Turf Moor (Jan 30), where they looked on course to grab a surprising 1-1 draw until John Terry popped up with a late winner in a game his side were expected to dominate. West Ham used the same principle to help themselves to a 1-1 draw at Upton Park in December.
Overall record: Played 10, lost six, drawn two, won two.
Taking advantage Milito wasted no time in putting Inter ahead

Still to come: Fortunately for Chelsea the rest of their Champions League campaign should not be unduly affected by opposing blue kits. Jose Mourinho's Inter will not play in blue on Tuesday night — their away strip, like Chelsea's, is predominantly white — and if the Blues progress there is no other side in the competition that feature blue prominently on their home kit.
In the league it is a different matter, however, with otherwise straightforward looking away trips later this month to Blackburn (Mar 21) and Portsmouth (Mar 24) suddenly becoming a lot harder in light of this season's problems.
Chelsea will likely have to beat both of them if they want to win the Premier League — so those would be two great games for them to finally break this 'blue kit curse'.
LET THIS BLUE CURSE CONTINUE TILL THE END OF THIS SEASON SO THAT WE CAN WIN THE TITLE..
Thanks to goal.com

Thursday, March 11, 2010

HERE HISTORY MEANS UTD KNOCKING OUT MILAN IN UCL;WELCOME HOME BECKHAM;TATA BYE BYE MILAN


When Beckham Entered the pitch yesterday,milan were almost out of CL..

He came in at 63 mins and the score sheet read 3-0..

But still he tried hard to do something for milan which included a typical beckham volley which went straight to vds..

LINE UP :

VDS,NEVILLE,RIO,VIDIC,EVRA,FLETCHER,PARK,SCHOLES,VALENCIA,NANI,ROONEY
GOAL ; 1
As we all wanted Rooney opened the scoring at th 13 th minute itself..A fine cross by neville which came flying perfectly to Rooneys head was headed marvellously by the world's best striker to give the world's most loved club a fantastic 1-0 lead..

IT WAS 1-0 AT HALF TIME

GOAL : 2
2 mins from the start of the second half NANI countered the ball with ROONEY along side him and a fine pass to roo;s feet which was more than enough for him who just easily glided it past the sliding milan keeper..2-0 at 47..

In the 57 th minute pirlo had a good chance to score but it ..

GOAL 3 : in the 59 th minute scholes and park combined to kill milan's hopes..
it seemed scholes will go for it but he sent in a pass which went through two milan defenders to park who finished it as perfect as 1 can..

In the 75 th minute becks volley went straight to vds and that was the end of milan..

United beat milan gloriously to enter the quaters of the Cl..

Becks feels united can go on to WIN IT..
we too !!!

The quater final draw is on 17 th and am waiting for it..

I am posting this late cos of my work here..
annual day coll day etc..
so just missing the usual excitement ..
will keep it on in the upcoming days..

GLORY GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED :) :) :):)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

BECKS RETURN,FIT ROONEY,FAN PROTEST,NO PATO,UTD LEADING,WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT ? A PREVIEW













The most awaited day is here..
Yes..

IS BECKS WHO IS RETURNING TO OT TO PLAY TODAY AGAINST UTD GONNA MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE ?

HERE IS A PREVIEW :

Manchester United Take on Ac Milan in the second leg of the final 16 in CL today at OT..

There are a lots of things that are going to happen today ..

I am gonna list a few here..

1.ROONEY IS FIT :)

Any red devil in this world will jump in joy after hearing this..

I did too..Around 8 pm yesterday night when i was waiting fo the start of sports center I got that sms from NIBUL WHICH RED -ROONEY FIT..

And what else you need ?

I just hugged my doggie which was sitting near me waving its tails ..

Hurrayyy..

We all know he can change a games result and i think he will take us to the next round today for sure..

2.TWINS IN ACTION :

OUR defending twins RIO AND VIDIC both are fit and they are ready to face ronaldinho today..

With united already leading in Aggregates i think these two wont allow the lead to be levelled..

3.NO BROWN :(

As these two Rio and Vidic got fit,brown suffered a injury and is out for minimum 6 weeks according to our GOD SAF..

If he would have been fit playing then it would heve been a great Defensive line..

4.BECKS RETURNS TO OT :

Many of my co-red devils still say i cant see BECKHAM playing in a different jersey than UNITED..

That much impact he has with red devils..

My fella SREE mentioned when the first leg kicked off to me that My body shivers when i see becks play against us ..

I dont know how we are going to accept Becks playing in OT but not for UTD but for the opponents ..

Till kick off becks is our old friend and inside the pitch he is our opponent..

thats it..

BECKHAM PLAYING IN OT BUT NOT FOR UNITED BUT FOR ITS OPPONENTS IN A DIFFERENT JERSEY..

CANT IMAGINE..
BUT TO BE SEEN TODAY..

Saf says he may not start since he has not till now from the first leg in their club matches..

Any way we cant be without welcoming our old hero..

WELCOME TO OT BECKS..

5.NO PATO ???

Alexandre Pato is fighting with injury.
The Brazilian is a major doubt after pulling a thigh muscle 10 days ago, but is in the squad travelling to Old Trafford.
“I don't want to be the kind of director who gives the line-up the day before, but I think Pato is unlikely to make it,” confessed Milan chief Adriano Galliani.
“In that case I think that Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Marco Borriello and Ronaldinho will play.”

6.FAN PROTEST :

Around 10000 red devils who have bought their tickets for this exciting match are not going to watch the kick off of this match..

They are gonna protest agianst our owners THE GLAZERS for leading the cluib into a HUGE DEBTS..

There will be empty seats in OT which will make the whole world ask the question why ? which those fans feel will make the glazers think..

They are going to stand outside the OT with banners against the GLAZERS..

Its really tough to beat UNITED at OT..Especially with a score sheet of 3-2..

But becks and ronaldinho say its TOUGH but its not IMPOSSIBLE!!!

GOAL .COM POLL RESULTS :

Who Will Progress To The Champions League Quarter-Finals?

AC Milan-49.06%
Manchester United-50.94%

I feel we will star with this line up :

Van der Sar; Neville, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra; Valencia, Scholes, Fletcher, Park; Rooney, Berbatov.
May be nani or park can come in for scholes..

I CANT WAIT FOR THE KICK-OFF.. I TRULY CANT..

MANCHESTER UNITED VS AC MILAN CL L16 L2 TODAY AT OT.. LIVE ON TEN SPORTS 12.30 AM IST..

DONT MISS IT !!!

GLORY GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED !!!

Monday, March 8, 2010

1 MORE DEFENDER ?

MANCHESTER UNITED have agreed to sign Belgian starlet Marnick Vermijl from STANDARS LIEGE,according to the player's father.

The 18-year-old has impressed both Sir Alex Ferguson and reserve team boss Ole Gunner Solskjaer whilst on trial at Old Trafford.

United have handed the wing-back a three-year contract with Standard Liege receiving around €300,000 in compensation and will move to Old Trafford in the summer.

"They said he was the best right or left-back they had seen in years," Vemijl's father Dirk told Het Laatste Nieuws.

"Ferguson told me that Marnick in the following years would become a fixture in the Manchester United squad."

AGE : 18
NATIONALITY : BULGARIAN

VIDIC MOVING ???

OUT OF BOX!!!

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

WEMBLEY KILLED ROONEY


We all know who rooney is and what change he can do to the result of a game..

Now Rooney is a major doubt for us against the visiting Ac milan here to OT on wednesday..



The wembley pitch which is to be re-laid for the tenth time is not going to do anything for United as it has already caused swelling of roonies knees when he played for England against egypt ..



With Michael Owen out for the season with a hamstring injury, Danny Welbeck out on loan at Preston and Federico Macheda only just returning from a lengthy spell out, Ferguson could be left with only Dimitar Berbatov and Mame Biram Diouf to take on Milan.



We are leading the tie and its a graet advantage that we are going to play at OT..

It is a fantastic chance for us to cruise to the next round..



Lets hope ROO gets his fitness back and plays wednesday..



Failing so Berba will have a huge responsibilty on his shoulders..

Players Ruled Out For Rest Of The Season

1. Michael Owen (England,manchester United) maybe WC too !!!
2. Bosingwa (Portugal,Chelaea) WC too!!!
3. Ashley Cole (England,Chelsea)
4. Michael Essien(Ghana,Chelsea)
5. Aaron Ramsey (Wales,arsenal)
6. Anderson (Brazil,Manchester United)
7. Van persie (Netherland,Arsenal)
8. O'shea (Roi,Manchester United)

OUT WHEN NEEDED MOST!!!


Owen out too !!!


What i didnt want to happen,

what i was praying not to happen,

Has happened..


My dear michael owen is out till the end of this exciting football season due to an hamstring injury which he suffered against aston villa in the carling cup finals just after equalising for us from the early set back which villa gave from a vidic penalty


Owen third united player to be ruled out of the season following o'shea earlier and anderson recently..


Is he out of WC ?

seems so.. :(

Thursday, March 4, 2010

UNITED STARS FAVOURITE STARS

Sir Alex Ferguson - Denis Law

ALEX FERGUSON said: "Denis was my hero. I idolised him. When I first met him I was so excited. It was at a game in Paris, he had played in the first half and we went for a cup of tea afterwards. I thought, 'This is it, I've made it!'

"He epitomised everything a Scotsman is about. He was daring and courageous, he had that bravado about him and he had style. He was a truly fantastic footballer.

"Jonny Evans - Roy Keane

DEFENDER Jonny Evans said: "I reckon 80 per cent of young players who supported Manchester United when they were growing up would tell you that Roy Keane was their hero - just because of the way he was and the character he is.

"Keano was an awesome player - and an incredible leader.

"Gary Neville - Bryan Robson

CLUB skipper Gary Neville explained: "I always thought Bryan Robson was everything that a United player should be - and I still do.

"Even when I watch footage of him in action now, I always think of him giving everything for the cause. Blood, guts and thunder - with real class as well.

"John O'Shea - Paul McGrath

MIDFIELDER John O'Shea said: "Paul McGrath was a big favourite."He was as comfortable playing in midfield as he was at centre-back. It wasn't a problem to him. He was the versatile type.

"And not only did he have great ability he was also very calm on the ball. He was a special player.

"Ben Foster - Peter Schmeichel

KEEPER Ben Foster said: "Peter Schmeichel was a cut above the rest in his era and changed the face of goalkeeping.

"I still try to model myself on him and use aspects of his game in mine.

"He produced some truly unbelievable saves. I still watch them on YouTube.

"Anderson - RivaldoMIDFIELDER

Anderson goes for fellow Brazil playmaker Rivaldo.

He said: "His passing and his aggressive way of playing was great.

"I'm definitely a big admirer of his technique."

Rio Ferdinand, Ryan Giggs, Carlos Tevez, Wayne Rooney - Maradona

DEFENDER Rio Ferdinand said: "My inspiration to play football was probably Diego Maradona.

"He's the first memory I have of someone doing something really great. I had all his videos and loved watching him.

"Midfielder Ryan Giggs added: "I always used to look out for left-footers and John Barnes and Maradona were always the ones that I looked up to when I was a kid.

"I remember Maradona in the 1986 World Cup. He was such a great player. That goal he scored against England - not the Hand of God goal - was absolutely amazing.

"Hitman Carlos Tevez added: "Maradona is the greatest player of all time. Diego, for all Argentinians, is God. And he always will be.

"I have a great relationship with Diego.

"My family also has a great relationship with his family and I have a really, genuinely warm bond with him.

"And fellow striker Wayne Rooney said: "My favourite player is Maradona.

"I've watched lots of videos of him in action and I just love the way he played.

"In my eyes, he's the best player of all time."


Dimitar Berbatov - Ivan Berbatov, Marco van Basten and Alan Shearer

STRIKER Dimitar Berbatov names a trio of heroes, Ivan Berbatov, Marco van Basten and Alan Shearer.

He said: "My father Ivan taught me so I've lots to thank him for. When you hear the other names you don't need to be told why they were great.

"Michael Carrick - Peter Beardsley, Gazza and Ian Wright

MIDFIELDER Michael Carrick selects Peter Beardsley, Gazza and Ian Wright.

He said: "I loved the way Beardo played the game. Gascoigne was an absolute genius."Wright I enjoyed watching more for his goal celebrations."

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

WHY WILL INDIA NEVER PRODUCE A RONALDO ???

1) "Ninety minutes are up, why are they still playing for 3 more minutes"??
That’s just for good luck, no big deal.
2) "What is offside? Anything related to cricket"?
Oh dear, you said the C-word.
3) "Koi goal kyon nahi maar raha hai?" (Why isn't anyone scoring?)
That's because there's a defence on both sides, dodo.
4) "Is Ronaldo playing?"
Yes, he plays for every single team in the whole wide world.
5) "Is Arsenal named after Arsene Wenger?"
Absolutely. They foresaw his managerial role at the club right from the late 1800s.
6) "Why don't Manchester United play in the World Cup?
"Please, don't make me thump you.
7) "Why did that defender just kick the ball aimlessly out of play into the stands?"Because he probably saw someone like you sitting there.
8) "He scored an own goal? What a horrible footballer!"
I wish you could imagine an own goal in any other way apart from a man walking the ball into the back of his own net.
9) "The penalty taker hit the ball to the left, so why did the goalkeeper dive to the right?"
Argh! Probably because he wanted to get out of the way.
10) "There's no Third Umpire?"
Just get out of my house.

THANKS TO ARUNALDO AND GOAL..